Thursday’s Photo Caption Contest

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"I am product #751600"

This week’s winner is PaulO, who won us over with his creepy and vaguely dystopian caption “I am product # 751600.” He wins 30% off a numbered product of his choosing at our eStore.

And if you think this tube is an escape route from child-shaped robots run amok, you would be partially right! This picture comes from the holdings of the National Archives at Kansas City. It’s actually a fire escape from 1924, and the caption tells us it “Drops from second story of brick building; small child is sitting in the end of the tube”–though this does not assure us that it is a human child.

This week’s photo is from America’s Heartland. Let us know what you think could possibly be going on here! As always, the winner recieves 30% off at our eStore.

Here’s a suggestion to get you started, “Myrtle knew a quality tablecloth when she saw it!” nose

34 thoughts on “Thursday’s Photo Caption Contest

  1. It was all fun and games at the Women’s Guild bake sale until Rosie got hold of the rum cake and starting doing her chicken impression.

  2. Rosemary Clooney will star in a remake of the famed “Men who stare at Goats” titled “Women who stare at tables.”

  3. Having been caught red-handed eating blueberries from the pie when she was supposed to be working, Doris Mae assumed the position and awaited her impending arrest.

  4. After the annual Cook-Off broke out into what was later dubbed, ” the unfortunate incident,” Madeline, unrepentant , gave herself over to the authorities.

  5. Mary Jane thought “Everybody NOSE I can get this to the other end of the table in 48 seconds flat” .. but said out loud … “Gee whiz, this is fun!” so as not to seem too bold.

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