Thursday Photo Caption Contest

Hortence was delighted that the sculptor had captured her and Arnold on their honeymoon so exactly.

We were amused by all your suggestions of light-fingered artists and wild wedding cake toppers, but we were most impressed that several of our captioners knew who the artist was—and what that outrageous piece of silver was!

In the end, we picked up our editorial trident and poked Darren Cole to make him pick a winner. Darren is one of the managers of Today’s Document, a Tumblr blog that brings you a piece of the National Archives every day, whether serious or silly.

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Judge Darren was the one who suggested the picture—and he thought the funniest thing about it was the original caption: “Matronly visitor to the National Gallery Washington, DC, scrutinizing Benvenuto Cellini’s ‘Salt Cellar’ on temporary exhibit, ca. 1947” (ARC 541887).

This week’s photograph features a “matronly” lady, but no tridents! Give us your best caption in the comments below!

Your caption here!

20 thoughts on “Thursday Photo Caption Contest

  1. Prohibition couldn’t keep Mrs Molotov down. She created a new Cocktail she was certain would be a big Blast at the Party this Week End.

  2. Sick and tired of the eternal cycle of sterilizing jars, bottling bread and butter pickles, and then having to do it all over again next season, Granny Molotov perfects a different recipe.

  3. Frances never understood the appeal of “tying one on”, though it didn’t deter her from trying.

  4. Millie loved craft projects like putting faces on walnuts, making potholders out of old stockings, and her favorite, tying jars together with string.

  5. With her work before her, Mildred was glad she had chosen the extra large incontinence pad that morning.

  6. Clara found that singing this old song helped her concentrate on the job: “99 bottles for spice in the crate, 99 bottles for spice…If one of those bottles should happen to break, 98 bottles for spice in the crate…”

  7. Faye looked forward to the new artistry division of the Missouri State Fair. She was sure her Spun Glass entries would sweep the competition.

  8. “This will show that rascal grandson of mine! If he tries to steal one bottle, he’ll steal them all…”

  9. Innovative as a wedding planner, Mary Ellen McKinna’s idea of tying glass bottles to the bumpers of newlyweds’ cars became much more practical with the invention of plastic a year later.

  10. Mae Evelyn had loved the National Gallery exhibition, but still preferred her own salt cellars over Benvenuto Cellini’s.

  11. lizzy smiles wickedly knowing: these recycled urine sample bottles have been thru the autoclave and are off to be filled with some tasty treats thanks to the new 1931 trade agreement. they say, the new big brother office of the “fda” will put a stop to this…ha,ha

  12. People laughed at Mrs. McGillicuddy, but future generations realized she had founded a billion-dollar industry in bottled water.

  13. Although hampered by a life-long severe lack of confidence, Ethel felt she was finally ready to take the test for the knot-tying merit badge.

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